Philly Police Find Bags of ‘LeBron James’ Branded Heroin

Any successful business person will tell you that the best way to gain marketshare is having a recognizable and marketable brand identity. The same, you can assume, applies to the heroin trade where it’s routine practice for dealers to stamp identifiable names on their packets of drugs – usually slang terms like “Helen” or “Hazel.” But one Philadelphia area drug dealer has caught everyone’s attention by moving the game up one more level by branding his heroin “LeBron James.” Continue reading

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World’s Richest Douchebags

The rich are just like us, except when they’re douchebags, they’re real douchebags. They just have more money to be douches with! Here’s a list of the top 11 worst, richest assholes. From plain old jerks to war criminals, these money-grubbing millionaires are the worst! Continue reading

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12 Oscar Winners Who Embarrassed Themselves in Japanese TV Commercials

In Hollywood, the biggest movie stars generally shun “slumming” in lowly TV commercials, but that doesn’t stop them from flying over to Japan for a quick round of slumming in Japanese advertisements, where they think Americans will never see them. But uncovering embarassing skeletons is why Al Gore invented the Internet, right? Continue reading

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Advertising So Bad It’s Funny (Pics)

The world of advertising and marketing is a treacherous thing. Everyone loves a funny and inventive ad campaign. The right ad can make us laugh or feel something that will help us remember and identify with the brand. But the wrong ad can stick with us for a whole different set of reasons. We’ve compiled a huge series of ads that fail so Continue reading

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This is the Creepiest Louis Armstrong Doll Ever

One year for his birthday we got my dad one of those obnoxious singing fish that come attached to a board. We did this because my dad had an affinity for fishing and beating us. That said however I cannot fathom the levels of hatred one must have for another person in order to give them this… the creepiest soul Louis Armstrong singing bobble head ever… May god have mercy on our souls. Continue reading

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Just How Much Would it Cost to Build a Death Star?

I don’t think anyone could look at such a fully operational battle station and think it a cheap undertaking.  But just how much money are we really talking about? And does anyone on this planet – or in this galaxy – have enough money to build one themselves? Recently a popular website set about figuring just such a thing out and the results are… impressive. Continue reading

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Tackiest Romantic Getaways

Go to bed like never before! We have seen it in the movies: a couple on a road trip break down in a small, quirky town and get a hotel room for the night. Upon entering the room and flicking on the light, instead of a crazy man wielding a chainsaw, the room comes to life with disco music, a circular bed is slowly revolving, the walls are covered in bright pink and orange shag carpet with Zebra accents. A mirror ball, hanging from a mirrored ceiling, reflects squares of light and there is a heart shaped Jacuzzi bubbling in the background. Go ahead, roll your eyes and laugh your head off. You may prefer to book that pricey room at a Waldorf Astoria, however, if you dare, go for a little tacky and off-the-wall sappy. Continue reading

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McDonald’s Embarrassing Twitter Hash-Tag Meltdown

This week mega-burger chain McDonald’s learned the hard way that you can’t try and force a meme. It will always backfire.

Last week the official Micky-Dee’s Twitter account posted two tweets with the hashtag ‘#McDStories’ presumably in hopes that it would spawn a wave of similar tweets and help the company trend internationally. Continue reading

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Burger King to Institute Home Delivery

Have you ever had a craving for a Whopper but didn’t want to go through the trouble of going through a drive through? All the hassle of moving to your door, getting in your car and sitting while it transports you through the drive through process is just too much to take sometimes. Well, good news! Burger King is now testing a new program to deliver that flame broiled goodness right to your door! Continue reading

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People Keep Faking Deaths to Get Out of Work

Some people will really do anything to get a few more days off of work.

Back in December Scott Bennett, 45, submitted a false obituary for his still-very-much-alive mother to the Jeffersonian Democrat newspaper  in Brookville, PA. The unsourced obit made it through editorial thanks to a tight deadline and the fact that the editor couldn’t verify any of the funeral arrangements by press time, accepting the notice on Continue reading

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