When it's time to name your company or product, if you don't account for all of the possible double entendres, misreadings, misspellings and language and cultural translations, this could happen to you...

 

Ainol (Chinese media player)

 

A.S.S. Concert & Promotion (Hamburg, Germany)

 

Asshoe shoes

 

Ayds diet candy

 

Beaver Cleaners (Ontario, Canada)

 

Big Dick's Halfway Inn (Gravois Hills, Missouri)

 

Big Nuts (Belgian chocolate bar)

 

Bunghole Liquors (Peabody, Massachusetts)

 

Butt Drilling well drillers (Blenheim, New Zealand)

 

Butt Solicitors law firm (Luton, England)

 

Cat's Hit (German cat toy)

 

Chewy Balls restaurant (Houston, Texas)

 

Cumming First United Methodist Church (Cumming, Georgia)

 

Fart (Polish juice)

 

Fartfull kids' workbench (from Ikea)

 

Flavors of Negros restaurant (Negros, Philippines)

 

Fourskin clothing store (Asian chain based in Singapore)

 

Fu King restaurant (Lake City, Florida)

 

Fuku-Sushi restaurant (San Francisco, California)

 

Gay-Cut hair salon (Bangkok, Thailand)

 

The Golden Shower Restaurant (Moshi, Tanzania)

 

Great Head hair salon (Chicago, Illinois)

 

 

Hand Job Nails & Spa (San Francisco, California)

 

Homo Sausage (Japanese sausage)

 

Hore's Stores clothing store (Wexoford, Ireland)

 

i.Beat blaxx (German Mp3 player)

 

Jussipussi (Finnish bread rolls)

 

Kids Exchange consignment store

 

KKK Supermarket (Finnish grocery store chain)

 

Kum Den Bar & Restaurant (Melbourne, Australia)

 

Kuntz Insurance Group (Brookhaven, Pennsylvania)

 

A&K Lick-A-Chick Restaurant (Nova Scotia, Canada)

 

Locum (Swedish real estate company that made the mistake of changing the "o" to a heart for a Christmas ad in the '90s)

 

Lovejuice (British juice bar)

 

Mammoth Erection scaffolding company (Ontario, Candada)

McPussy (Argentinan sponge)

 

Mr. Cock children's clothing store (Bariloche, Argentina)

 

Muff Diving Club (Muff, Ireland)

 

Nad's (Australian hair removal products)

 

OMFG: Official Meeting Facilities Guide magazine

 

Pussies & Bitches Petshop & Grooming Salon (Pasig City, Philippines)

 

Pee Cola (Ghanaian soda)

 

Penis Safe-T-Furnace

 

Phat Phuc Noodle Bar restaurant (London, England)

 

Poon Palace restaurant (Sweden)

 

Powergenitalia.com: domain registered by Italian battery company Powergen Italia

 

Raper Realty (Murphy, North Carolina)

 

Retardex (British bad breath toothpaste)

 

McCoy Maintenance's emergency phone number: 1-888-R-YOU-WET (Eastpointe, Michigan)

 

S.H.I.T.: Servicio de Hosteleria Industrial de Terraassa (Terrassa, Spain)

 

Shitto (Ghanaian pepper sauce)

 

S.L.U.T.: South Lake Union Trolley (Seattle, Washington)

 

Sogay (Peruvian bottled water)

 

The Spankme Building (San Mateo, California)

 

S.T.D. Central Flea Market (Springfield, Missouri)

 

Touch Dic(tionary) (Korean dictionary software)

 

T.W.A.T.: Total War Against Piracy Theft (Nigerian anti-piracy effort)

 

Vergina (Greek beer)

 

Wack Off! (Australian insect repellent)

 

Young Dong Restaurant (Los Angeles, California)