They say when the apocalypse comes the only thing left will be the cockroaches and Twinkies… and porn. Don’t forget about porn.

With the coming Mayan apocalypse in December of 2012, porn company Pink Visual has taken the extra precaution of installing their very own ‘porn bunker’ replete with liquor, pole dancing and enough equipment to continue their porn making enterprises after the world ends.

Due to be completed by September 2012, the bunker’s location is being kept in strictest confidence while they mull over their guest list.

Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer says the list will, “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and Twitter followers getting priority over the general public.” Granted, there's no guarantee that the Mayan apocalypse will actually happen. After all, there is a bit of a precedent for these things not happening at all.

FWIW, you can follow Pink Visual here. Secure your eternal safety now.

(Source: Daily Mail)